What Should Social Science Grad Students Call Me?

That old politically incorrect professor in the department that needs to retire ASAP

Weird summer library hours

When we’re on study abroad and I ask my students for detailed descriptions of their Gi issues

They’re like:

 

And I’m like, I did Peace Corps, I’m an expert:

When I get to TA the study abroad course

Dissertation revisions

                                      

When I passed my dissertation defense

                               

When I finish grading final papers

After I post grades and students come to argue with me about them

When a student emails me the night before their paper is due to tell me they can’t reach their group member

                                                                   I’m like:                        

                                  

The feedback on my dissertation from that one committee member that makes my life difficult